I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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