i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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