You work out of a Hotel?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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