awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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