Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My first STD was from a foam party
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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