Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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