yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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