why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Boobs speak an international language.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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