I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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