If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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