My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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