I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Never underestimate the power of titties
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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