In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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