I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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