On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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