so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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