Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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