In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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