i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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