you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have feelings that need drinking.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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