lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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