would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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