Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
