**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
