There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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