talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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