we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
