My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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