He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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