Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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