$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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