I can't breathe out the right side of my face
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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