we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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