You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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