i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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