Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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