i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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