i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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