I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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