just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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