I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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