he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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