you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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