Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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