Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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