shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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