how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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