apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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