he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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