she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
