Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you win again, gameday.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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