evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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