I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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